Nuked

The act of getting so completely swole that your body resembles a mushroom cloud

Person 1: Bro did you see Brian lately?
Person 2: Dude he's looking NUKED

by scoishdarealmaloish October 16, 2019

Nuked

Equivalent to strong, jacked, swoll, yolked, etc.

"Dude, there was this guy at the gym yesterday, who was totally nuked."

by FirePenguinDiscoPanda April 3, 2014

Nuked

Predominantly applicable to alcoholics, amphetamine users and junkies.

Someone who is clearly permanently damaged from excessive drug abuse

Also known as Perma-Cooked

Deevon used to use for 6 years straight, that cunt is nuked.

Jenny used to thrash the pingers, she went full nuke.

by LsdP October 30, 2014

Nuked

Being farted and belched in the face, at the same time

Person 1: Awww, EWWW!
Person 2: Heh, you just got nuked.

by Sir Edward IV August 22, 2010

Nuked

When you are stoned as fuck.

Dude, this shit is amazing. I am brain is fuckin nuked.

by Noxi December 1, 2015

Nuke

A Motherfucking BOMB

Let's drop the nuke bois.

by TheMorninOnCrack November 17, 2020

nuke

The internet's solution for any atrocities or social issues in any foreign country.

"Canada hunts baby seals."
Response: NUKE CANADA
"China has a cannibal tribe"
Response: NUKE CHINA
"Faroe Islands dolphin slaughter"
Response: NUKE DENMARK
"Class conflict in Iran"
Response: NUKE IRAN

by udusers1 December 14, 2012