nilf

Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.

Yo playa, Julia and Cody sure are nilfs... shiiiittt just look at them!!!

by Nilf January 9, 2007

nilf

Nerd I'd Like to Fuck

That guy dizer uses a computer 24 hours a day but he is so hot. he's such a nilf.

by not_mickeyd_i_swear January 10, 2005

nilf

Ninja I'd like to fuck. Mysterious, nameless phenomenon in ancient Japan where sexually repressed women would fantasize about having wild animal sex with Ninjas. The recent proliferation of ilfisms has led to its rediscovery and nilfs were finally given a proper name.

Oh, me so hoeny me fuck many, many nilf.

by Amoebabadass January 2, 2009

nilf

Nurse I'd Like to Fuck

I saw this really hot NILF at the hospital

nursing students at Fanshawe College

by FatCobra September 28, 2005

nilf

neighbor i'd like to fuck

yo check out the gal from 456, shes such a nilf

by gordon devoch November 16, 2003

nilf

Nigga I'd Like (to) Fuck
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Damn, nilf.

by niggerrr n crakerr jack August 11, 2009

nilf

Nun I'd Like to Fuck

Wow, there goes one hot nilf! I envy her priest.

by king of canada June 19, 2006