Mobed

Is a person, place, or thing that is interested in oddities normal people would avoid. This person, place, or thing has a knack for service and an unusual hatred for pirates and or birds.

The Mobed shat in his pants when the booty went smack.

by THE Urban Cowboy September 25, 2010

Mober

Someone who exclusively dedicates their time to video games of the Multiplayer Online Battle Arena genre (MOBAs)

Person 1: "Man, that guy was really good at league, he destroyed us!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he must be a real Mober."

by ape711 August 19, 2022

i moved

when you fall for the bullshit on stan twitter

girl 1: omg ariana releasing a new album tonight

girl 2: i moved

by stxrrmochi March 1, 2021

Moved to the Hudson

Disappeared, presumed permanently missing. Dedicated to anyone in the Tri-State area who ends up offending someone and ends up sunk in the Hudson River.

I haven't seen Vito lately, I think he moved to the Hudson.

by PsychoPuppyDad July 15, 2009

Morbed

The past-tense of morbing.
To have experienced morbing

Person 1"Have you seen morbius" Person 2"Yeah, remember when all of those guys got totally morbed?"

by TobyIn3D April 29, 2022

mobeup

To upload something from a mobile device.

Phoebe, stop being so lazy and mobeup our vacation photos. I need a new profile pic.

by bufón December 12, 2011

nobody moved

this is what you say when you see bullshit on your stan twitter timeline

“OH MY GOD BILLIE AND ARIANA ARE COLLABING”
“nobody moved💀”

by clarioscheerios1338 October 14, 2020