millon

Large cock doesn’t tip

Millon is the goat

by Keepwoop January 25, 2018

Joe millon

your so incredible. You make each day worth living, your perfect joe, your personality is amazing who you are joe is amazing,your body is so sexy and you are so very handsome.your smile and laugh and all your moods are perfect Your the most incredible person ever, your number one joe , your the main priority your the greatest gift, joe millon is perfect from top to bottom, he’s the most handsome, words can’t describe just how perfect he is, joe is the most Incredible person to ever exist.

Joe millon is Abi walkers soulmate,they are going to be together forever

Always and forever joe our infinity I love you for eternity said Abi

by Abi.walkerxo May 28, 2020

like a million diamonds

How the sunlight makes a lake look, shimmery, brilliant.

When the 10 year old saw the big lake for the 1st time, he said 'It looks like a million diamonds! He was quite impressed! & had never heard the phrase like a million diamonds before.

by Starchylde May 25, 2016

One Million Moms

An extremist right-wing group of angry soccer moms dedicated to brainwashing their children and censoring everything that doesn't fall in line with their beliefs. They actually only have about 140,000 members.

Mike: "One Million Moms just launched another campaign against gay people in television shows."
John: "What else is new?"

by anon12093 February 10, 2014

Tissue-mellons

'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.

Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!

Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.

by The Malteser. October 2, 2016

Millennial Plans

Any appointment/meeting/date you commit to with the sole intent of cancelling at last moment

Simran: How was date with Alice last night?
Ronak: She cancelled a day prior; it smells of millennial plans
Jasmine: Yes, there is an undiagnosed pandemic of uncivil people

Simran: Are we studying tonight as planned?
Jasmine: Of course, bruh. I’ll not make millennial plans

by rtalati January 17, 2022

Big Million

When something is really cool or right.

Did you see that play? That’s big million.

by TakashiUmi June 6, 2018