midigation

Da lessening of da "sting" of something unpleasant through da use of computer-generated music.

Maybe if da infamous teen-aged repeat offender who was sentenced to suffering through hearing his mom sing "America The Beautiful" on da court karaoke ("because jail is too good for you, and has previously been ineffective in curtailing your irresponsible behavior") had instead merely been compelled to listen to said patriotic song's melody on a laptop, said less-painful penalty might have been somewhat of a midigation of da distress dat said juvenile delinquent would have otherwise felt at having been caught and sentenced yet again.

by QuacksO August 23, 2022

Meditation

Conscious thoughtlessness to achieve lasting calmness of the mind and body.

After continuous meditation sessions, she was free of her debilitating anxiety.

by tannerrz May 24, 2018

mindlessness meditation

A popular form of meditation that is a variation on mindfulness meditation which seeks to undo or diminish consciousness to decrease the possibility of feeling responsible for anything.

I have absolutely no idea why I did that, but recently I’ve been practicing mindlessness meditation; there may be a connection, but I really can’t say for sure.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019

wizard medication

Colloquial name of novel psychedelic compound 25i-NBOMe, a more potent chemical derivative of better known psychedelic 2C-I. The compound is noted for its particularly intense visual effects, and pronounced stimulant properties. Users report the experience instilling an all-encompassing, almost childlike joy, as well as the feeling that they are combatants against evil (hence 'wizard').

Merle: Damn bro, you need to lay off the wizard medication. All I've heard from your room all night is Fuck Buttons!
Kevin: But it's the perfect soundtrack to stirring the cosmos! By the way, I am a wizard.

by J.R. Ustler September 30, 2012

meditation

Meditation can mean either clearing your mind of all thought, or focusing on one thought, both done in an effort to achieve enlightenment. For example, in some masters of "zen" or "chan" buddhism will give thier students koans to meditate on, such as, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?". On the other hand, many other sects teach thinking of nothing. Either way can be effective for those who engage in the activity not for religious enlightment, but simply to relax and gain a greater understanding of life.

He medidated on the koan and understood that the lack of an answer was in itself an answer, and yet not the fullness of the answer.

I engage in meditation for a few minutes before I go to bed to help settle my mind.

by Steven Hopkins February 15, 2007

Minication

A very small vacation. Smaller, in fact, than a mini vacation.

David is taking a minication down to Sarasota for a couple hours.

by James SMith23 July 23, 2011

guru meditation code

A whimsical name for an error code, the guru meditation code is helpfully provided by end users so that tech support gurus have something to meditate on. When their meditations are complete, they may be divinely inspired to create a better product, establish a philosophy of world peace, or maybe even fix your problem.

Before accepting the message, you may wish to write down the guru meditation code. You may then email it to Red Lion technical support, so that one of our technical gurus can meditate on this information in order to track-down the cause of the problem.

by rootbeer277 October 18, 2008