Meathooks

A big-boned, aggressive and flirtatious woman in her 40's that you meet in a dive bar. She's often accompanied by a similar aged friend or two.

Watch out over there for Meathooks dude, she's on the prowl tonight!

by King Timmy B August 29, 2019

Haggard Meathooks

Loose vag lips you could successfully tie into a knot.

John: "Dude I got my shit tangled up in some nasty chick's haggard meathooks last night"

by drdent October 27, 2010

Mississippi meathook

When you carry a female by sticking your thumb into her asshole and your index finger in her pussy then carry her around like that.

"Hey Jim I gave Emily the Mississippi meathook last night."

"What the fuck jerry."

by Fried horse pussy February 10, 2020

Meatlocks

Very saggy breasts; Usually long enough to touch the middle of the abdomen. When doing push-ups, they will touch the ground, even with the arms fully extended.

Justine has some pretty nasty meatlocks.

by Superdouche January 16, 2010

Toledo Meathook

The process of using the thumb and pointer finger in a "C" to simultaneously stimulate a chick in the vagina and rectum.

Man...that girl Regan is wild in bed so I had to Toledo Meathook that bitch so she wouldn't tear up my room.

by Big Ray Ray from Da South November 28, 2011

dog in the meathouse

When a woman's garment -usually panties, shorts or pants - is caught between her ass cheeks it is known as 'dog in the meathouse'

Check out the woman in line....dog in the meathouse!

by Drygulcher January 9, 2015

Meathooked

The act of pulling a female into a boat/raft or over an obstacle by inserting your fingers into her vagina and butthole, like a bowling ball, and lifting her over said obstacle.

Holy shit Jake, that redneck just meathooked that chick into his raft!

by Jdubya2 August 10, 2014