The action of looking from side to side, replicating a lighthouse. This occurs when one is being spoken to and they are attempting to locate a more interesting person to speak to elsewhere in the room while appearing to be listening to the person they are talking to.
I was trying to speak to cheryl last night but she wouldn't stop lighthousing which thoroughly put me off
Gerald was giving me another one of his lectures last night but as i started lighthousing he got the message and moved on
Gerald was giving me another one of his lectures last night but as i started lighthousing he got the message and moved on
by Fotes April 18, 2010
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Sean didn't love his 7-deuce until the board flopped 7-2-5. He held firm to Mike's bet and Eyeball's call, lighthousing like a motherfucker.
by happywookie February 19, 2021
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As opposed to "Gaslighting" it is the art of shining through the fog of deception, focusing upon the TRUTH of what is taking place.
by Fàilte March 22, 2017
Get the Lighthousing mug.When one feels the need or requirement to expel Jizz from ones cock whilst lying in a bath with just the shaft and tip of your jolly roger visible through the sea of bubbles
Lighthousing in a stormy sea -
As above by using increased ferocity to achieve the end goal of filling the sea with more goo than the piper alpha oil disaster
Lighthousing in a stormy sea -
As above by using increased ferocity to achieve the end goal of filling the sea with more goo than the piper alpha oil disaster
Have you been doing some Lighthousing in the bath dad? The waters full of jizz! i’m supposed to going in the bath now using same water to save money and the planet ya bloody porvort
by cannydaft May 7, 2021
Get the Lighthousing mug.To insert a flashlight into a body oriface (other than your mouth) so that when you open your mouth, a beacon of light is emitted, possibly from your eyes, too.
I was drawn through the dark by a beam of light, upon closer inspection, it was just my friend lighthousing with a flashlight.
by becca7775 July 20, 2008
Get the lighthousing mug.When you're lying in bed with your girl or guy on their phone, and you're trying to sleep but they keep shining the light from their phone in your face.
Brian: Tom, you look tired. Rough night?
Tom: Nah, Jen was on instagram and kept lighthousing me when I was trying to sleep.
Tom: Nah, Jen was on instagram and kept lighthousing me when I was trying to sleep.
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