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kward

Abbreviation for "awkward," as opposed to the more standard abbreviation "awk"
pronounced so that the "a" sounds like an "e"- "kwerd"
Alternate spellings: Kwerd, qwerd
Person 1: you have something in your teeth
Person 2: Kward...
by awkwardgirl January 11, 2010
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kward

the Kward is an instrument native to New Zealand. It is played by the native people there, by blowing on the mouthpiece and hitting the bottom at the same time.
Hey, did you see that Kward at the museum? Wicked Sweet.
by Kell-head Listereney December 25, 2004
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e-kward

(adjective) an embarrassing or uncomfortable moment during an electronic exchange.
I dumped Mike last night in a text. That was kinda e-kward.
by Holly M S June 29, 2010
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kardemomme

The iconic spice eaten by Isak and Even the first time they hung out. Later on, Even gives Isak a note. On one side, Isak is alone with a cheese sandwich without kardemomme. On the other side is the same time in a different universe and with Isak and Even eating cheese sandwiches WITH kardemomme.
Isak without Even is like toast without kardemomme.
by philipshea November 23, 2016
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Kardashian

We wouldn't know anything about the Kardashians if O. J. hadn't chimped out and neither had Robert Kardashian tampered with evidence in favor of his friend Chimpson who was then absolved by the Black-Lies-Matter jury - obviously for them a couple of slashed throats don't matter if the skin color is not right.
by O. W. Tongueincheek August 22, 2021
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Gooz Kardam

Meaning I farted, or I am giving fart in Persian.
I ate many onions for dinner so now I gooz kardam
by Gooz Gang May 23, 2019
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Kardokh

A Iranian name, used by parents to make sure their kid becomes the biggest douchebag. Every single guy named Kardokh is the biggest dickhead and will completely break your confidence. A Kardokh is typically known for either fucking your girlfriend or dropping 40 points on your head...
First Dud: "Oh, no... it's a Kardokh. Hide your girlfriend and get off the court!!!"
Second Dude: "Not again man!!!"
by justanotherdayatwork July 3, 2021
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