kneel

ambient digital music God of all synapse relay networks on sad-b0t infrastructure node 000015.0012a - AKA: Lain Iwakura or ambient spacekore music

kneeL's music is synapse-warming ambience for botn0de networks

by bill_siliconValley September 29, 2005

Kneel

When you ask a girl for a lap dance that digs into your crotch.

Dude: Kneel for me
Woman: *gets down on knees and faces the other direction and pushes her ass up then performs a lap dance.

by I'm PSEUDONYM GUY June 30, 2016

kneel

The act of not being killed by Zod.

"Come to me, son of Jor-El! KNEEL before ZOD!!" -General Zod

by ninternity August 18, 2006

Kneel

Commonly used by rich and fancy people

"Kneel before me peasants"

by PolarStarr13 January 17, 2021

Kneel Armstrong

The act of receiving a double-handed hand-job while lying on your back. The person giving the hand-job sits kneeling, (preferably naked) next to your side and must be facing you while using both hands to add to a most incredible hand-job experience. (Lube is recommended).
Hence, the 'Kneel Armstrong'.

I was lying in bed last night watching Sports Center and my girl Julie waltzed in, kneeled down next to me and gave me a toe-curling Kneel Armstrong.

by Shav_Glephic June 23, 2012

kneel before zod

One of the greatest catchphrases of all time. Most recently said on Smallville, after Zod possessed Lex.

Son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!

by Adrian November 2, 2006

kneel piss

While playing soccer, kneeling down and pretending to tie your shoe while actually pissing out the bottom of your shorts.

Damien: "Man I couldn't hold it any longer out there coach so I had to take a kneel piss."
Coach: "Yeah I think your mom caught it on camera."

by RayFab October 17, 2006