1 rich wealthy, pitty, knows it all, girls man
2 has a person wit pussy, no guts, no balls, cant erotic for life (even wit viagra).
2 has a person wit pussy, no guts, no balls, cant erotic for life (even wit viagra).
by TkCaZnBoI88 February 25, 2003
Get the jonger mug.1. To be one-upped (repeatedly) by the supposed underdog in a game of nuclear brinkmanship.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.
3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.
3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.
"Dang, did you hear Trump threaten North Korea with 'fire and fury like the world has never seen'?"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"
"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"
"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"
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Get the Joggers Purse mug.Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.
Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."
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