johnsmith

A spasian person that is composed of 99.9% of pure, concentrated badassery that God intended to place in the universe.

Damn, that fight was something that only a johnsmith could put up. I feel bad for that other poor basterd.

by lucky to write johnsmith August 11, 2010

John Smith

The name of a person with unimaginative parents.

Whats your name? John Smith
Another one ?!?!?

by Pumpk1ng February 19, 2017

JohnMichael

JohnMichael is a chickmagnet, attracts goodlooking mamas, loves milk, easygoing guy thats well dressed, drinks bottles

1. wow.. all the girls love JohnMichael.
2. JohnMichael is soo handsome.

by his maker January 6, 2010

john smith

An English name... contains two clichés.

guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?

by -\_/- December 28, 2005

John Smith

Dr Who's pseudonym when he is introducing himself to one he does not want to confide his real identity to.

Random: Who are you
The Dr: uhh...John Smith

by some random stalker August 23, 2010

John Smith

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI

FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!

by John Smith May 13, 2005

John Smith

Microsoft's example name when customising m$ software.

Name:
eg. John Smith

by John Cactus October 10, 2006