jerko

A variation on the common term "jerk" that has become more personalized and trendy with the addition of the "o."

Similar to Lauguna Beach's "dunzo," a variation of the word "done," and "nutso," the better way of saying "nuts."

Blake ditches us for annoying girls; he's a jerko.

by Nutty123 May 1, 2006

Jerko

a jerko is a jerk but with an o like it makes it more special. basically a mean creep

Samuel is a perverted jerko!

by thepresprespres February 24, 2011

Jerko

Jerko is a Dutch name that reffers to a nice and honest person.

"My boyfriend is such an honest and nice person"
'Is his name Jerko?'

by jwerz February 17, 2024

Suicide Jerk

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.

Oh man, i cant go out tonight i got grounded when i failed the suicide jerk.

by FudgePackerTodd October 17, 2010

the old pump and jerk

1. An old fashioned reach around.

2. Getting screwed over.

1. Gay porn is built on the old pump and jerk.

2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.

by themaskednwker September 14, 2013

Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast

when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.

I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"

by weiny0402 November 7, 2018

Spicy Jerk

The sadness induced masturbation caused by Law Enforcement's refusal to come to your aide after you report that your Lasagna is haunted by ghosts

The police told me: STOP CALLING! But I told them... I told th-Snort, my lasagnia eaten bai ghost! crying, I get sad, and do a Spicy Jerk! - Vargskelethor: Super Ghostbusters (Full Album), Track 5: Ghastbisten

by Egg-Z December 15, 2018