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THE WORST COUNTRY WITH 10CM TANK ARMOR, SO WEAK LOL
HERHAL TRASH AF
by ijo men :fire: May 13, 2022
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HerpAlert

An online, electronic portal that privately offers patients diagnosis and treatment of herpes simplex virus (cold sores and genital herpes). 100% encrypted and secure. Takes less than five minutes. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy of the patient's choice.
Yo fam, My date on Friday is straight fire but I might need to go to {HerpAlert} first. Not about spreading that virus.
by Z Cloud October 19, 2017
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herbal Alzheimer's

The effects of marijuana usage that remain for a time after the high has worn off, such as forgetfulness, lack of motivation, apathy, and general emotional fucked-uppedness.

Not noticed so much in occasional users, but very obvious in those who buy Zig-Zags by the case.
Herbal Alzheimer's looks like Tommy Chong at his peak before his first weed of the day.
by da Graybeard August 6, 2009
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herbal jew

Don't be fooled into smoking the herbal jew, it isn't "just a harmless plant goyim."
by ExtraChromosome December 7, 2016
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Herbal Essences

Woman's shampoo, except some guy nuts in it for a variety of reasons. Some reasons that may drive a man to add their cum to a shampoo bottle are including, but not limited to: Revenge, extreme sexual confusion, being high as fuck, or just for the sheer pleasure of knowing that your girlfriend's abstinence pact is pointless.
John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"
by Kelpy Gً October 23, 2019
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