hephaloaf 

An ugly, fat woman. Usually a hook up as a last resort at a bar or night club.
Combines the words "heifer", and "loaf" as in meatloaf. Heifer refers to the size of the woman and loaf to what her skin presumably feels like.

I got drunk one night and banged this hephaloaf I met at a bar.

hephaloaf by Meaty Portion December 12, 2007

hephaloaf 

when sitting on the can you really have to push hard to get that turd out. when you make that intial push you make a heph sound and at the end of the push you have your loaf. hense the name hephaloaf.

Dude, "man last night i had a real hephaloaf to deal with."

psychologist, "i hate when i get those."

hephaloaf by shady character January 29, 2008

hepaloadatitis 

a disease that woman are succeptible to through physical contact. in result the carrier will grow a dino dick! 3 times larger than the average males. there are no known cures found

Did you hear that shelby has caught hepaloadatitis and is now sticking it up her boyfriends butt

hepaloadatitis by vadereo May 10, 2011

hyphaloofanator 

a device used to mask the odors of marijuana when smoking, made by rubber-banding dryer sheets on the end of a empty toilet paper tube, and when you exhale you blow the smoke into it, giving off a fresh laundry scent.

man I used that hyphaloofanator last night and my room smelled like bounce!

hyphaloofanator by j dog! December 8, 2007