When your anus hurts because there's not enough fiber in your diet or you ate a ghost pepper or you destroyed your ass with a dragon dildo, causing massive inflammation.
What the fuck was God thinking when He packed tons of nerve clusters and veins into the anus area?!?!?! Didn't He know that people would get painful Hemorrhoids?!?!?! Didn't he know that I and countless others would be suffering to death at the hands of old age due to His poor decisions?!?!?!
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Get the Hemorrhoids mug.1. A condition that causes bleeding from your rear end.
2. An insult used to describe a person who is about as irritating as the anal condition.
2. An insult used to describe a person who is about as irritating as the anal condition.
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Get the I have serious hemorrhoids! mug.A Derogative term to address a party, implying that the party has hemorrhoids. This phrase is used for embarrasment rather than sheer insulting.
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