heap

A car or pickup truck. One's ride.

Are you still driving that old heap?

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

heap

Irish slang for a fat person.

"Jaysus isn't yer one over there a horrid heap?"

They mean "heap of shite" (fat), but everyone just says "horrid heap", and everyone else knows what they mean.

by Rosaleen December 27, 2005

heap

a. an insult used to describe something or someone stupid.

That song is heap.

Deege is heap.

by alterego April 13, 2005

heap

Short for "heap of shit".

(I saw "heap" defined as a truck on this website, so I had to add this simple definition to distinguish between the two.)

After a night of drinking, a random text conversation between two friends...

Friend 1 (01:19am): "Wanna fly to OKC?"
Friend 2 (03:28am): "Heap"
Friend 2 (11:36am): "WTF is heap hahaha"
Friend 1 (11:37am): "Hahahha. No f-in idea"
Friend 2 (11:38am): "I'm guessing heap of shit"

by Malaka Flocka June 9, 2011

heap

The trucks you will find lined up in any Wisconsin parking lot. The owners will usually be conversing in a circle with booze and tobacco.

I'm so glad i don't have a heap!

by nickelbabe October 15, 2006

heap

negative slang for a jeep

ive gotta get my heap started this week

by chromemyhome May 13, 2005

Heaps

A word used mainly by Australians to describe a big amount of something or very much.

1. R: I like you heaps

J: I ilke you too

2. J: Nice top

R: Thanks heaps

3. R: I ate heaps of candy

J: Mm candy

by Lalalaz January 31, 2010