1 definition by one_of_lewis's_friends
'The Heap' or 'Heap' refers to a car which is falling apart in nearly everyway possible, disliked by its owner on large scale, and quite often the owner will have been completely conned and waste alot of money hopelessly trying to save the heap
Owner: "just been for a drive in the heap, it stalled 3 times, then i had to get towed home"
Friend: "Woah, that really is a heap mate"
Friend: "Woah, that really is a heap mate"
by one_of_lewis's_friends June 14, 2008