hambones

Large handles found on the waists of freshmen females, used as handles while conducting intercourse or for spooning. Often the cause of poor self esteem while wearing pants or skirts that are 3 times smaller than their actual waist size.

"Hey Jen, Look at that girl's hambones. It looks like a spare tire of fat around her waist."

"OMG, my hambones are soooo brused. I was conducting intercourse with Kevin last night and it was rough. I hope he hasn't found out that I'm in high school."

by Chinese Tourist May 3, 2006

Hamboning

Smack your hands against your body repeatedly, mainly the torso to chest area, and continue to smack hands on body and say "hambooooniiinngggg" in Rigby's voice from Regular Show.

Rigby: HAMBONINGGGG
Mordecai: No...
Rigby: HAMBONING WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!!!! It'll be like "what! you tried to mug me?"
*proceeds to hambone for 20 seconds*
Mordecai: NO! We're not doing that, okay!? Okay!?
Rigby: Fine...

by ayyywasupdoe January 28, 2020

Hamboning

A series of rythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers.

You finna mug me bro? Hamboning could save your life one day ya know.

by Apache99 March 1, 2018

Hamboning

A series of rhythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers

Steven Hickman is the ultiamate hamboner

Rigby: "It'll be all like what, you tryin to mug me? *begins hamboning*"

by ShadowTheX September 10, 2010

hamboned

inebriated; inappropriately wasted

I got so hamboned with Joe last night, I don't even remember how I got home.

by mlehoopah June 2, 2010

Hambon

A Welsh person of sound farming knowledge. Knows their way around the Royal Welsh.

He's a good hambon him, just look at his herd

Eleri is a proper hambon, I saw her getting hammered in the members tent

by cheese_and_crackers April 21, 2021

hamboned

To get really nice and drunk.

I'm getting hamboned tonight.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003