gregged

The art of completely wasting a retail customers time and energy.

I went into my local car dealership and tried to buy a car. I got gregged so hard by my salesman, I had to run out of there.

by TDiddy77 March 2, 2015

gregged

A person is gregged if they are both excessively drunk, and acting in a comically inappropriate manner.

We tried to keep him away from the naked people in the spa, but he was gregged.

by They all laughin' March 28, 2009

gregged

To ejaculate on something you don't want to; whether it be one's self, your keyboard, or various pieces of furniture on which you're wanking off.

God damn, I gregged myself again! Well, at least it's not the couch this time.

by Mr. Sparky August 19, 2006

gregged

Synonym for 'bothered'.

I'm not gregged either way, to be honest.

by alan W September 4, 2009

gregged

Make a computer Operating System nigh-on unusable within a relatively short period of time, usually in the region of 6 months after re-installing the operating system and all required software.

Damn it I have gone and gregged this new computer!

by Penguin Zoo February 18, 2010

gregged

To have someone goose the backend of the body preferrably to young men and mostly in the anis area.

The boy was gregged by the older custodian as he walked down the hallway of the school.

by Dweezel November 9, 2006

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by iamalsogreg August 2, 2018