grapefruit

A deeply, deeply committed commitment (like superglue), based on the tedious and lengthy process of consuming said fruit. You must be FULLY aware of the commitment you are making as you pick up the fruit, as lack of sufficient commitment will result in treacherous wastefulness.

You're pre-med? That's such a grapefruit profession! SNAP!

That's a grapefruit marriage, you better be willing to stick with it alllll the way, through the bitterness and sweetness.

by the.produce.aisle December 30, 2008

grapefruit

Grapefruit, a headie nugget of marijuana that is pure white and when touched yellow keef falls off.

Joe: Yeah man just picked up that grapefruit.

Bob: Oh Man! Toss that in my Grav. BongNawwww Dogg.

by Santa Clasus June 18, 2007

grapefruit

Used to descibe males with large bulges.

girl 1:Well,how would you describe his size? About an orange?
girl 2: No, definate grapefruit.
both: <swoon>

by Members of the Grapefruit Cult December 31, 2003

grapefruit

a girl with a bad fake tan...orange on the outside, pink on the inside...

'man did you just see that grapefruit....girl belonged on the next episode of the jersey shore'

by the lifeless January 30, 2010

grapefruit

D cup bra size

Hey Mikey look, grapefruits 10 o'clock

by Bigdickylewis November 2, 2003

grapefruit

Word used by men to get off a boner. Used by Kyle in Kyle XY.

Dude I felt like such an idiot in math. I got a boner, so I had to scream "GRAPEFRUIT!" to get rid of it.

by JSimms April 30, 2009

grapefruit

A large and firm female breast.

My that girl is a slacker but she has lovely grapefruit!

by BobFV August 22, 2003