Glonked

When you are very stupid

"You are so glonked my guy!"

by bagel117 November 23, 2022

Glonked

a situation where you need to think of a plan/solution.

I accidentally hit the guitar, i broke it. I'm clearly glonked.

by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025

Glonked

A situational problem that is clearly needed to solve the problem.

Man, I broke the guitar that you gave me. I'm clearly glonked.

by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025

Glonked

The state after hitting your head and you are incoherent

*person hits head*
Friend: bro your absolutely glonked

by Jeshshshdhdhd August 10, 2025

Gronked

Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.

Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.

Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.

Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.

Did you see that dude get Gronked? Wow that was awesome!

by Pats Fans September 9, 2010

goonked

When a person is extremely high or drunk, to the point where basic human tasks are almost impossible to accomplish.

Dan: Charles cmere! I can't get this power strip to work. I plugged it in and everything.
Charles: My nigga what? You can't plug the cord into the extension! You must be goonked fam!

by BabyGrizzly September 15, 2015

Gonked

V. The act of hitting someone and making them pass out.

Did you see how Tyler gonked Cody at the parking lot??

by Mliv July 4, 2020