glogging

the act of telling a story repeatedly in an attempt to be funny.

George: One time, when i was in 1st grade, i walked in on Fred taking a crap.

Rasheed: George, stop glogging it's extremely annoying.

George: Sorry.

by fookyahmaurice August 18, 2010

Glogging

A glamorous form of dogging.

I wore my tuxedo while glogging in the woods.

by Bingo Wings April 10, 2016

Glogging

The act of cumming on a girl forehead and scooping it up with a spoon and feeding it to her with a act of determination.

Hey dude what did you and Jessica do last night?
Man it was awesome, we went to a movie and capped the night off with some glogging.

by Psemenator June 28, 2024

Glugging

Shelving a bottle of stones Original ginger wine while in the hand stand position and doing push-ups and glugging the whole bottle with your ass hole

Hey did you guys see that Shepard glugging the bottle of stones down the beach today

by Fuckstick May 4, 2020

glugging

The sound of liquid pouring out of a spout

The bottle of vodka was glugging as it poured into my shot glass.

by MannyS May 30, 2016

glonging

To collapse into your seat at the theater thereby hitting the knees of the unfortunate person behind you.

A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.

Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".

"Hey, lady! Will you puh-leese stop glonging back into your seat? You're hurting my knees."

by maranathasoon August 21, 2019

grogging

Chugging an alcoholic drink.

Any other podcast sucks unless you're sitting down with them and grogging.

by Ludvig Nobel May 7, 2019