fumm

The sound a spirit bottle makes when the cork is pulled out.

Mike pulled the cork out of the Rum to the sound of "Fumm"

by mmann87 May 29, 2020

fumm duck

Play on words for a Dumb Fuck

You're a real fumm duck!!

by DoodleBerger May 9, 2005

fummuppers

Those brain-dead inhabitants of facebook who for apparent lack of imagination would give thumbs up to just about anything. Cheese sandwiches, drizzle, nuclear holocaust etc.

"Ben always makes the most inane and trivial comments on FB and all his lackies seem to dig it."

"Don't mind them, they're just a braying herd of fummuppers."

by sharrypops October 15, 2009

fummins

The name given to a light duty Ford truck that has received a Cummins engine swap.

A Powerstroke couldn't run that good, that thing must be a fummins.

by s-10s_rule November 23, 2010

fummer

the short season between summer and fall when everything is perfect for everything. The morning air is crisp, evening breezes cool, the middays sunny but not too hot. The best foods are at their peaks, and children run around with peach juice running down happy faces. Not too cold to relax in the sun, not to hot to bake chocolate chip cookies. Memories of summer fun melt into anticipation of cozy rainy days curled up with a blanket and a good book.

The perfect fummer day is spent hiking through the woods picking and eating blackberries as you go.

by permaculturedreams September 2, 2010

Fummin

A synonym meaning fake, or hoein.

Bro you fummin right now.

by Kutter September 25, 2014

Fumming

The simultaneous occurrence of flatulence and ejaculation. Particularly common among the elderly who have weak bowel and penile control.

Jenny: Mom! Grandpa is fumming all over the place again!

Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!

Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!

Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!

by Hammer of Jesus March 2, 2020