when you run into a super market, make eye contact with the manager, slam a watermelon on your head, and run out (while maintaining eye contact as best as possible with fruithat).
by fruitbatonass September 2, 2017
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term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just too entitled that only the term “fruitbat” becomes acceptable to label them as it
Meaning of fruitbat is that though the word lacks vulgarity or nasty language is that the word is so simple and petty that it often annoys the piss outta said person who gets called one
Most people don’t know what a fruitbat means which gives it all the more power to the word itself
A fruitbat can be a thotty, milf, e girl, annoying boy, or just a female who gets on your bad side.
Can mean any of the past definitions too
term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just too entitled that only the term “fruitbat” becomes acceptable to label them as it
Meaning of fruitbat is that though the word lacks vulgarity or nasty language is that the word is so simple and petty that it often annoys the piss outta said person who gets called one
Most people don’t know what a fruitbat means which gives it all the more power to the word itself
A fruitbat can be a thotty, milf, e girl, annoying boy, or just a female who gets on your bad side.
Can mean any of the past definitions too
Most girls are fruitbats
Guy 1: whatup fruitbat
Girl 1: um what? *derp face*
Guy 1: ok calm your tits, girl, ain’t nobody tryna catch a disease from your bat shit crazy ass
Girl 2: *cries*
A fruitbat is not only found in the rainforest or the woods but also in a regular human environment, can often be seen lurking on social media or on the street
“HAHA YOU A FRUITBAT, biotch broad !”
“A fruitbat can be a hassle to deal with but also fun at times
Guy 1: whatup fruitbat
Girl 1: um what? *derp face*
Guy 1: ok calm your tits, girl, ain’t nobody tryna catch a disease from your bat shit crazy ass
Girl 2: *cries*
A fruitbat is not only found in the rainforest or the woods but also in a regular human environment, can often be seen lurking on social media or on the street
“HAHA YOU A FRUITBAT, biotch broad !”
“A fruitbat can be a hassle to deal with but also fun at times
by Oh that name sucks August 20, 2022
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A state of laser-focused fixation on the excessive and irresponsible consumption of mangos, specifically of the "Milton" variety (see Milton Mango). To go "Full Fruitbat" is to consume two or more six-packs in one sitting whilst listening to Shannon Noll's "Unbroken" album on repeat.
"Barters was recovering nicely from his alcohol addiction until Southern Sky popped on the radio. It was at that time the big man went full fruitbat on Steve-o's stash and was last seen en route to the Alex Hills Hotel."
by alfstewart4lyf April 30, 2019
Get the Fruitbat mug.Drinking method, the act of being held upside down whilst downing a beer or or fruity alcoholic beverage of your choice.
by tomfreeman20 October 7, 2020
Get the Fruitbat mug.The academic version of sexual banter in the workplace, or dressing up sexual harassment as scientific discussion. Derived from a case in which a sexually frustrated male lecturer "discussed" oral sex amongst fruitbats in a suggestive manner with a female colleague.
Often confused with academic freedom or an attack on evolutionists.
(The initial paper on oral sex prolonging copulation in fruitbats, by Gareth Jones et al, won an IgNobel award in 2010).
Often confused with academic freedom or an attack on evolutionists.
(The initial paper on oral sex prolonging copulation in fruitbats, by Gareth Jones et al, won an IgNobel award in 2010).
by Class of 64 November 1, 2010
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Boss: " So have you started to contact those sponsors about that project yet"
Person: "No we have all the pieces in place but the idea just hasn't come to fruitation yet, I'll get on it"
Person: "No we have all the pieces in place but the idea just hasn't come to fruitation yet, I'll get on it"
by 5578 November 12, 2009
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Verb
1. To come to fruition, to bear fruit.
2. (idiomatic) To succeed in one's plan, used mostly with particularly complicated plans.
Verb
1. To come to fruition, to bear fruit.
2. (idiomatic) To succeed in one's plan, used mostly with particularly complicated plans.
1. "It looks to be about time those plants fruitated." "Yeah, it's getting to be the season."
2. "The hours of preparation I put in certainly helped my plan fruitate." "Yeah, I bet you fruitated all over her when you got her back home."
2. "The hours of preparation I put in certainly helped my plan fruitate." "Yeah, I bet you fruitated all over her when you got her back home."
by mrpeach32 December 19, 2008
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