Flog

Someone who is disliked by a person or the public because they lack any credibility or/and tries to be remain relevant within certain circles but comes across as a moron.

That four eyed purple headed warrior of a journalist is the biggest flog associated with the AFL.

by HirdyLannister September 25, 2013

Flog

An Australian variation of 'wanker'. Like a wanker, a flog is someone who is full of themselves and makes a point of letting everyone know. However, where a wanker's braggadocio may have some small basis in fact (eg. they say the are the best singer in town and they can actually sing pretty well), a flog's self-image is divorced from reality to a farcical degree (eg. they say the are the best singer in town and they sing completely off-key). A try-hard.

Note: Flog and wank are also synonyms in their more literal usage, as both words mean 'to masterbate'.

Boofa's a total flog - was doin' doughies out front of the cop shop like he was a real tough cunt and then BANG, blew both his rears.

by Some Flog March 28, 2023

flog

A brilliant multi-purpose word:

1. (verb) to sell something. Generally the price is low or the goods are dodgy.
2. (verb) to lose a sporting match, usually football, by a huge margin
3. (verb) to masturbate. Sometimes extended to "flog the dog" or "flog the log".
4. (verb) to steal something
5. (verb) to assault somebody
6. (noun) a poser, someone who likes to big-note themselves. Relates back to (3).

1. I flogged my piece of shit car to some uni student.
2. We got flogged by 15 goals today.
3. I caught my little brother having a flog today.
4. Some arsehole's flogged my ciggies!
5. I took this smart-arse out the back of the pub and gave him a flogging.
6. Look at that wanker in the Porsche talking on his car phone. What a flog.

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

flog

Punishment by caning, or by whipping with the cat o' nine tails. Commonly used by pirates.

Avast! Handsomely now, hand over th' swag, lest ye yearn for a flogging.

by Jessi September 29, 2004

Flog

Flogs as people whom don't respect others opinions, plain nasty and rude whom are careless, selfless, unpleasant to be around basically just an inconsiderate human being

Person 1; Harry is such a flog he spilt my apple juice all over my expensive new glass table and floor and didn't even acknowledge his mistake, apologise or offer to replace what belongings he ruined

Person 2; What a flog

by smartypartiiii February 13, 2015

flog

To attack or bash somebody.
To shoplift or steal.
To masturbate.
To be very very high.

"Did you see me flog Jonno last night?"
"I flogged this beanie yesterday."
"See you in 10 minutes, I'm going to have a flog."
"I am soooo flogged!"

by Diego June 29, 2003

flog

Golf - spelled backwards

As the duffers finish their round of golf: "That was a fine day of flog"

by Dan Stearns June 9, 2005