flastic

Sometimes good but most of the time not.

John was flastic at sof2

by Johnboy June 23, 2004

FLESTICLE

An extremely useful portmanteau word containing vitamins for your spirit and crunchiness for your ears. This word provides an irreplaceable exact rhyme for testicle, which any poet knows comes up frequently in the classiest verse.
This is one of a collection of words coined by the ineffable Freddy Bendell during his misspent and callipygous childhood. Others in the series include fluterus, schmidneys, blasshole, flenis, and flotum.

Please, your ladyship, get your hands off my flesticle.

I'm sorry, Monica, but, as President, I cannot allow you to play fast and loose with my flesticle.

by Trudy Steger September 21, 2007

flogging the flagstick

The art of self-gratification for any true patriotic American boy.

Little Joey topped off a long day of playing with his army men by flogging the flagstick.

by stu19 May 7, 2009

Flapstick

An uncircumsized penis.

Justin Bieber is a flapstick.

by ferngullyfan March 15, 2011

Flastibating

The act of masturbating whilst flasid

"I didn't have enough time to get it up so I started flastibating instead"

by Dr.F November 16, 2013

Flasical

Something that is so outrageous and random that it almost seems as made up as this word

Joe: Hey did you know that trees are just giant hairy mushrooms?
Harry: What? No, you're being flasical
Joe: What?
Harry: That fact was more outrageous then that word I just made up

by Flasical Joe June 22, 2018

Flattic

it is a an attic that has been made into a flat!

emma and regina are moving into a flattic

by kled! August 26, 2009