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flander

it means ur gay and a nerd like ned flander
GOD,,, ur such a flander
by summit12 March 31, 2005
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Flander

A flander is a tiny cat for your dog to keep it company while your out on a walk. There is no smaller pet for your flander. They don't make cats that small.
- My dog gets really unhappy when I leave for work, so he breaks things.

- Well, have you tried getting him a flander?
by JALSJ April 26, 2011
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flander blender

n: The jabberwocky which is used frequently by Ned Flanders from Simpsons. (taken from fender bender)
Closest technical term could be tmesis
Ned Flanders: We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!
Homer: Flanders! Snap out of it! *Stupid flander blender*
by Iconoblast March 16, 2011
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Flander Effect

The phenomenon wherein a storyteller slightly exaggerates small details of a story every time it is retold to the point where an interesting story becomes outrageously unbelievable.
Storyteller: So now we're flying around the turn at 120 MPH...
Listener 1: Hold on, last time you said you were going 110 MPH, and the time before that 100 MPH...
Listener 2: Sounds like your story has been corrupted by the Flander Effect.
by Mcswaggin balls March 18, 2019
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Flander Whore

a Man who wishes they were promiscuous, but his penis is too shriveled up to be.
He bragged about having sex with the whole block but he was such a flander whore!
by Literature Sage October 17, 2021
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To Flander

To mess something up beyond repair; to deny logic and common sense in an action
Man, I don't know how but he sure manages to Flander anything he touches.
by Lord Bundrick February 26, 2008
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Little Flander

Moseys todger
by The prince of kk November 30, 2023
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