fire hydranted

When your penis explodes uncontrollably when touched by others

Hey dude I totally Fire hydranted today"

by Derek jeter September 27, 2015

Reverse fire hydrant

During sexual intercorse you piss and nut in the chicks ear.

Ya she still can't hear her boyfriend decided to pull a reverse fire hydrant on her.

by Cripple420 December 12, 2019

fire hydrant chic

Haute couture of the canine fashion icon.

FYI, fire hydrant chic is Gigi’s bottom line concern when you bring home the next “super cute” but highly embarrassing freak-wear costume from Petco or PetSmart.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Human Fire Hydrants

When a high wasted midget wears red pants and have a big ass.

SNL skit with Bill Hader and Seth Myers where Stefon says a club Twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants

by KIDKIDOOO April 25, 2010

Verbal Fire Hydrant

A person who's going on and on about a subject they're interested in, not letting others get a word in edgewise. By spewing a constant stream of information, they become the human equivalent of an open fire hydrant.

Jeez, Jon, you haven't stopped talking about 3D printing all night; you're being a real verbal fire hydrant!

by TheJanePlane June 3, 2015

New York Fire-Hydrant

The act of two men, double penetrating a female, cumming at the same time in her mouth and vagina, then punching her in the back of the rib cage causing her to spew it all out both ends...

Randy: Hey man, I heard your girlfriend was being a bitch!

I: Yeah, what should I do?

Randy: Oh, lets give her a New York Fire-Hydrant.

I: Disgusting, but alright!

by Firefighter911 March 20, 2010

facebook fire hydrant

When you have a facebook account and someone, usually a signifcant other, or someone that wants to be held in a higher postion in your pecking order feels the need to post, like, or make comments on your facebook page constantly in order to "mark their territory".

Akin to a dog "marking his/her territory" like a fire hydrant with urine.

Dennis: "I hung out with Shannon the other weekend and we had a good time."

Dennis: "But, she's left several comments and posts on my facebook page since then, it's kind of annoying."

Jeremy: "Archetypal facebook fire hydrant my friend..."

by Timothy Wizard Tebow December 17, 2011