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etzel

a fine ass woman...
owns a pretzel shop...
end of story...
<3
I love etzel's pretzels!
by etzelpretzellover240 November 1, 2013
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Etzel Pretzel

When you have a brother with Tourette’s
by Zamsha11 October 8, 2020
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Brian Etzel

Josh Harrison thinks he smart but has he met Brian Etzel? Oh my wasn't he #2 in Mechanical Engineering at Penn State? Yes he was. He must be so smart
by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020
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Ethel!

the most amazing person ever. they’ll make your life better, so let them in. they’re so cute and perfect. honestly just keep them in your life for as long as you can. 💖 but really, they’re kind to certain people, they stay up late, and will talk to you for as long as you want and as long as they can. marry a ethel if you can :)
i just saw such a amazing person!!
wow, they’re probably a Ethel! talk to them :)
by gaypanic April 1, 2021
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Ethel

One of the last few decent-hearted girls left in this world. Forward thinking, pioneering, and and hard working. Not one to hold back on the harsh truth. Likely to have been bullied for her name but stands strong, eventually having people envious of her. She has a beauty that seems to stand through time, and people of all generations consider her personality and charm to make her beauty even that more radiant. Her politeness doesn’t dampen her resiliency to her beliefs, and she always wants what’s best for the greater good. An Ethel thinks and does so much for the world, and will never be forgotten by anyone.

If you think you’re smart, you won’t feel as smart after one conversation with an Ethel. She will not make you feel stupid at all, instead she will make you feel like you’ve yet to see the world.
Person 1: You're not such a loud mouth today. Everything ok?
Person 2: A lady just changed my perspective on bringing the shopping carts to the right place after doing groceries today. She made me feel like I want to be a better person.
Person 1: Must have been an Ethel.
by MotleysCrue November 14, 2021
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Etzer

A geometry dash youtuber who is commonly known for his effect levels and loud screaming on twitch. It is said that he is fed moist fishsticks by Zobros on Tuesdays.
He screamed like Etzer, incredibly loud and obnoxious after he died on Call of Duty.
by F_I_R_E_D June 22, 2016
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eteled

Mii from the Creepypasta Wii Deleted You
basically HELLO UR WII HAS VIRUS
person 1
look i made eteled
person 2
wow... OH LOOKI OUT
person 1
what the AAAAAAAAA
by Joseetion July 11, 2021
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