emerculate

Merc, or emerculate: To kill, or eliminate something - used in a videogame scenario.
ee-mur-k-you-late

I just emerculated them. Time to emerculate them.

by 42bird. February 3, 2026

ejerkulate

To ejaculate with such force that your entire body jerks uncontrollably for a split second.

Bob ejerkulated after not touching his wang for an entire week.

by Germankid April 15, 2016

emasculate

Castrate, expurgate, to render effiminent. To remove the (male) genitals from.

He was mentally emasculated by the harsh tone in her voice.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Emasculated

To have been rendered less of a man, or been made to feel much less of a man through humiliation. This term is most often used to describe a male douchebag who has been pussywhipped by his woman.

The fact that lame Ed has chosen to neglect his friends and be home before midnight on a Friday night is proof that he has allowed himself to become completely emasculated by his girlfriend.

by Kirlong March 14, 2010

ereculate

The act of accidentally ejaculating when trying to obtain only an erection

I was fooling around with my girlfriend and ereculated

by Cheen Kween October 7, 2008

eMACulate chorus

When in a Mac lab and everyone's computer freezes up, making everyone reboot. Upon rebooting the startup sound is played, making it sound as if a Choir is in the room.

The Network is acting up again! i guess i'll have to reboot
emaculate chorus

by Jaywalks February 24, 2010

merculate

to think about. to plan or settle. to simmer inside one's thought processes and boil down to the essential elements. to UNmuddle one's thoughts.

That man-whore asked to be my facebook friend. I will have to merculate on that for a while.

My hazy mind merculated on the night before, putting the faces and words back together in a sensible continuum.

by amcmanus August 11, 2010