eat a pie or eap is something you say to someone when you don't want to cuss or say, go f*uck yourself.
Joe: Hey I heard that girl Brittany broke a bottle of beer last night on your head! Now I know why you get no girls, cuz your too damn stupid! Bro, I got soooooo many girls!
Jack: Go eat a pie!
Joe: okay...
Jack: Go eat a pie!
Joe: okay...
by Gisele LaFrance November 8, 2016
Get the Eat A Piemug. by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2008
Get the eat humble piemug. by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019
Get the Eat your piemug. by Pappichulo23 May 6, 2016
Get the eat your piemug. An expression that means the same as "it doesn't matter" or "it makes no difference." Symbolizing little change. You bake a pie, you eat a pie, you have no pie.
Dan, "Hey, didn't you just get gas yesterday?"
Jay, "What are you going to do? Bake a pie, eat a pie."
Jay, "What are you going to do? Bake a pie, eat a pie."
by Squirrely June 18, 2006
Get the bake a pie, eat a piemug. by jory zimmerman March 1, 2009
Get the eating pie mug. by Triple J April 7, 2005
Get the Eat piemug.