ear sex

when a weird ass boy thinks it's okay to stick their dick into a girls ear and try to have sex in it. It resembles giving head only in your ear.

KRIS: Why did you stick your penis in my ear?
GLESE: I wanted to have ear sex!

by SHITSME August 5, 2009

ear sex

having sex with a girl and ramming it in her ear.

Woman: IIIII u just poked it in my ear.

Dude: I know, it was tight. Its called ear sex.

by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011

ear sex

The act of the guy putting his leg up to his ear while the girl is giving him a lap dance naked.

"Hey Kathy, wanna give me some ear sex tonight at the bowling alley?"

"Sure Kia, are even that flexible?"

by Flowers202 December 4, 2009

Ear Sex

The sweet sweet orgasm felt when cleaning your ears with a Q-Tip.

My favorite part after a shower is the ear sex.

by Dragnier August 9, 2017

Ear Sex

When you pull a girls head towards your penis for a blowjob then suddenly turns her head and jabs the ear.

I was trying to get my girl to give me head, but for some strange reason she wanted me to poke her ear.....

by MicJaiy May 17, 2005

Ear Sex

1. Sticking your Penis in one's ear.
2. Rubbing your ear lobe on one's penis.

Kenfield likes to have Ear Sex.

by N/A October 27, 2003

Ear Sex

A piece of fucking good music.

Wow that song is like ear sex!

by PEra April 29, 2006