eCritters

One of my favorite sites on the internet. A close-knit online pet game, minus the annoying ads and mass-produced media of /some/ sites. -CoughNeopetscough- eCritters allows freedom of speech. The forums are by far the best part. You'll be listened to, if you have a decent point. Abbreviated 'eC'.

Oh, and I must warn you. If you love leet...it's not for you. X-x

eC is a hip and funkay site; I love it.

by QAS May 31, 2004

Sabertooth Crotch Critters

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

by DoctorDong July 22, 2010

crispy critters

firefighter paramedic slang for patients burned beyond recognition. Fourth and fifth degree burns, muscle and bone burning. Last stage before sixth degree burns, cremation (all tissue reduced to ash).

By the time we got there, the people trapped in the vehicle were crispy critters.

by Artnunymiss February 17, 2017

Crotch Critters

Any other living thing that does not belong in the genital area.

The girl I slept with gave me crotch critters.

by David Glenn F. December 28, 2005

Coochie Critters

unwashed or a sexually transmitted infected vagina

Teri Snatcher's vagina is so dirty its filled with Coochie Critters!

by L*A*V July 22, 2009

Cunt Critters

Bugs around a vagina, like crabs.

I would never bang that girl. Shes been with so many guys that she probably has cunt critters.

by Nick427 October 11, 2009

crotch critters

Bugs or crabs that infest the nether regions of people that have seriously bad hygene whether they be male or female.

crotch is itchy

by Judy February 1, 2004