doober

A marijuana cigarette. A variation of doobie.

Hey man, you want to spark up a doober?

by Pharaoh John September 24, 2008

doober

A term used in Prehistoric times referring to a marijuana cigarette.

After the mammoth hunt, we'll smoke a dope doober.

by Chnk October 27, 2010

doober

n. a dumb or idiotic person, someone who is completely out of touch, an utter dork

"Man that guy with the razor scooter and snowboard goggles for sunglasses is a doober

by La Tigra April 18, 2004

doober

a combonation of dork and goober. Commonly used for people who cant be quite defined as either of the two.

brea kids are complete doobers.

by cloudshine August 16, 2008

doober

Paul Dietrich's Penis

"Paul, your doober is a small and worthless piece of shit."

by Tyler & Kyle October 12, 2003

doober

n. A very adorable person. Someone who is "cute as a button" A term of endearment.

That toddler eating that lollipop is such a doober!

by Mbarz June 10, 2012

Doober

A more politically correct term for the phrase douche bag. Nearly the same in meaning, the term doober can refer to someone that is a douche bag, but that you feel more inclined to be nicer to. For example, someone you see on a regular basis - like a neighbor - that you wouldn't want to be on awful terms with, and is a bit goofy, but in a bad way.

The term doober also is a slight variation of the word goober which pretty much gives a self-explanatory mental image of someone automatically fitting this profile.

Sarah: "Man that kid that just left the party was a fucking asshole weirdo creep."

Drew: "Yeah, sorry he scared you. I had to invite him since he lives down the street. He's a bit of a doober."

by Woobers June 5, 2010