dickyness

To show constant signs of being a DICK !!!
To BAG ON others FS threads!
To TALK SMACK then run away like a GIRL !

Ignore that guys dickyness !

by ummm. March 14, 2007

dickyness

A person who is a total assfuckingpieaceofshit.

matt's dickyness was off the charts today

by themainmanz July 2, 2016

Dickpressed

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.

“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”

by Sargonnas January 4, 2018

dickless trap

Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.

"She always has these boyfriends with daddy issues"
"Obviously, she's a dickless trap after all"

by src101 January 13, 2022

dickpressed

Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.

GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.

by anailyak June 16, 2016

dickpression

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.

John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.

by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016

dickless

ONe without having a male sex organ or one that lacks courage.

Cletus is DICKLESS because he doesn't want to step up to that hottie.

by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003