dezing

the awkward dance that people do to get around each other when walking in opposite directions

Guy: i was just dezing with some guy for like, three minutes.

Other Guy: did you go left or right?

Guy: I don't remember. I got too pissed off.

by sw33tnsalty December 1, 2010

Tea Dazing

Tea Dazing is the act of ingesting psychedelic mushrooms through the process of creating a tea from the shrooms and then drinking it.

"Dude i spent the last 3 hours peaking balls in a serious tea dazing ritual with ma boys."

by ilovemunchrooms September 8, 2009

yoyo dozing

The practice of bouncing, much like a yoyo, into and out of sleep. A yoyo dozer wakes quickly, and goes back to sleep just as quickly. It can be a way to pass time if bored, but yoyo dozing can sometimes leave you feeling dazed, sleepy, and oddly tired once you get up.

"Either sleep or get up, stop yoyo dozing."

by defiantdefiner April 13, 2010

delingpole

A stubbornly deluded idiot, one who refuses to acknowledge their errors. Blind in the face of evidence, and prepared to make any claim that would support their argument, no matter how outlandish.

"People who disagree with my opinions threaten my children with death on a daily basis. That's how right I am."

"James, you're such a delingpole."

by oxford english dick March 11, 2012

Deringer Scale

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.

Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.

by Tw1g December 6, 2010

dewing the mountain

using mountain dew as an anti spermacide during intercourse

dewing the mountain is when you and you girlfriend are about to have sex except shees not on the pill and your out of condoms so before penetration you pour mountain dew on your dick and in her vagina then u fuck her safe sex in a can

dewing the mountain

by E J T D August 17, 2011

Delingering

An adjective used to describe the feeling of a stick being shoved in the make genitals

“Hey mark how was your day”
“It was so bad I could have compared it to delingering”

by User3628375739 June 13, 2019