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declarify

declarify (de klair if eye) VERB. To explain something so badly that it becomes meaningless.
Bushtard keeps trying to declarify his reason for going to war in Iraq. First it was to be a wartime president, then it was revenge for 9/11, then he wanted their weapons of mass destruction, then he had to get Saddam. Next he had to spread democracy, after that, it was to liberate the Iraqis and finally he's claiming the Democrats forced him to go to war.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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decrapify

to remove crap or unnecessary items from something i.e. pre-installed software on a new computer
I spent half my weekend trying to decrapify my brand new PC!
by JTH213 December 28, 2007
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Declaring Bookruptcy

"Declaring Bookruptcy" is the act of abandoning a book that one has been reading before reaching the end of the work. May be coupled with "Chapter __" to declare just how far into the work one managed to get.
"Oh man, this class has us reading "Brothers Karamazov". Have you read it?"
"Nah, I declared bookruptcy a few hundred pages in."

"Wuthering Heights was really awful, I couldn't get through it without declaring bookruptcy"
"My friend said it gets better towards the end"
"Oh, I wouldn't know, it was a chapter 3 bookruptcy"
by eternalstudent November 26, 2009
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decatify

This is what often needs to be done after a person and their cats have moved out of a place. It is the process of removing all dander and fine fur from a house or apartment, so that people with severe cat allergies can live their without taking a constant supply of allergy medication, and having their asthma triggered.
We really needed to decatify the apartment before moving in. Before we decatified the apartment, even after the professional carpet cleaners and cleaning crew came in, I kept on sneezing and wheezing. When I washed down the walls and rinsed off the wash cloth, loads of fine fur and dander was suspended in the water. Gross!
by ecologyprof January 1, 2013
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Delazify

Prying one's fat ass off the couch to get shit done. Ending (temporarily or permanently) one's sedentary lifestyle & actually doing shit.
Dude, delazify your ass & clean this shit hole up!
by Nasty Basty February 23, 2012
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Delarpify

Formallly spelled deLARPify: the process of slowly (or again - see larpified - quickly if you're really good) de-mindfucking a person so they no longer believe they are vampires, elves, ents or other ungothly creatures.

PC and Console 'shootahs' make a fine instrument to kick the elf out of someone's disturbed psyche.
You bit her neck and actually *drank* some drops of blood? Man, you need to delarpify ASAP!
by Smoking Windmills July 19, 2010
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Deslurify

Embracing a word that is generally known to be derogatory in an effort to neutralize it.
You know, if you smiled everytime your mom called you lazy, you would deslurify it for her. She's just trying to rattle your chain!
by curvy red head August 17, 2010
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