condement

the plastic a guy puts on his dick so he can fuck his gf without risk of children

Bob had to put a condement so he could fuck Lexi up!

by Yeaa boii kid October 7, 2020

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Condiment

An edible substance, such as sauce or seasoning, added to food to impart a particular flavor, enhance its flavor, or in some cultures, to complement the dish.

A: Will you pass me the condiment for my hotdog?

B: Sure, ketchup or mustard?

by Cex February 22, 2012

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condomints

Specially formulated mints designed to clear or mask the taste of condom from one's mouth

Prostitute 1: Girl, I've just about enough of this nasty taste in my mouth!
Prostitute 2: Oh honey, try these condomints. That shit really works!

by pbjtime19 November 8, 2009

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Cinementia

The moment in between the end of the trailers and the beginning of the feature film when you forget what film you're about to see.

"And now... your feature presentation."
"What movie are we seeing? I have cinementia."

by JohnnoIsAwesome May 14, 2014

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A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.

Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.

Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?

Doug: Yeah...

Mikey: What a fuckin' prick

by Mike Schrampfey November 28, 2012

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