cocktopus

A cool cockproud guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.

Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.

Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!

by silkpouch September 22, 2007

cocktopus

A cocktopus is a creature that is so much of a dicks and/or douchebag that it has the power of eight dicks and/or douchebags.

Alternate meaning: A creature that eats the grey matter of dicks and/or douchebags and swims in the empty cavity left. If left unattended to more dickness and/or douchebaggedness may occur.

That jerk that cut me off on the road was a giant cocktopus.

My ex had a giant cocktopus eating his brain so I left his ass.

by HerpesOnToast May 13, 2010

cocktopus

When a girl is surrounded by 8 cocks at once. Usually in a circle around the girl.

Dude, me and 7 other guys just gave this girl a cocktopus! It was fucking awesome!

by bigpimp741 April 2, 2008

cocktopus

A female who participates (usually not consentingly) in intercourse with eight males. The female is commonly suspended at waist height for sufficient cock depository. In the most extreme cases the female is bound to a rottiserie and lathered in cooking oil and herbs then she rotates on the rottiserie while proceeding to take cocks from every direction.


popular places for penis depository include:
anus, ear(aka brain jab), nostrils, rolls(if shes a porker), between webbing of feet and hands, eye sockets, belly button.

that slut had a cocktopus coming to her if i ever saw one!

guy1:when that girl passed out last night me and the boys bound her to a rottiserie a covered her in oregano and cocktapussed her left right & center.
guy2: OH shit! did you see become a quadriplegic?

by Kip & Dancan August 22, 2008

cocktopus

A synonym for "bullshit".

Dude, that test yesterday was total cocktopus.

by Schilldebeast April 16, 2008

Cocktopus

The act of receiving eight dicks at once.

"Did you hear the Helen had a cocktopus with eight midgets last night?"

by rhyme_masta_123 April 20, 2015

Cocktopus

A word used to represent the ratio of men to women at a party or gathering. The word is an abbreviation of "cock to pussy ratio".

I'm down to hit up that party, but I need to check the cocktopus first.

by chompums November 3, 2009