cockspangle

Someone at the lower end of the intelligence spectrum, prone to making stupid remarks and assertions either in person or often online.

Only an absolute cockspangle would think Nigel Farage should be a Member of Parliament.

by Wighteggy August 7, 2023

cockspanner

Similar to a cockknocker. An idiot etc.

That's my pint you dull cockspanner

by gowershowerpower March 21, 2010

cockwrangler

A person who for a job or pleasure grapples errect peni and beats them into submission

James: Holy shit, that dudes dick is hanging out!

Fanny: ALL their dicks are hanging out

Sally: Someone call a cockwrangler!

by Jade Lotus July 26, 2005

Cockswaggle

To place ones penis between another's butt cheeks and slap them vigorously back and forth

Man that chick had a nice ass ...she needs a good cockswaggle

by Likebutter July 10, 2010

cockstrangler

One who strangles cocks.

"you sir, are a cockstrangler."

by JamMasterJay June 22, 2008

cockmangler

One who is bad at giving blowjobs, or hand jobs.

One who mangles the cock, uses (accidentally or on purpose) their teeth or nails in a painful way.

Man, that girl last night was such a cockmangler, now it's all sore.

by Not a Cockmangler January 10, 2005

cockjangler

A person who jangles a cock on his face while eating pie.

Donovan Lewis is a Cockjangler who likes lemon mirange.

by T-mac McGangles May 11, 2008