clawd

A strong man who is adored by everyone. He is usually a football player. When he is not playing football, he'll be studying or socializing. He is smart and athletic and the star player. He is thought of as a player, only because all the girls have a crush on him. He is usually popular and has many friends. Clawds are amazing people and if you ever meet a Clawd, you sure are lucky to have him in your world!

"Look, it's Clawd!"

"Did you see that touchdown he made yesterday?"

"How could I not? He's so hot!"
"I wish I was lucky enough to be dating him."

by Goodfairyperson October 3, 2017

Cawd!

Lorne Armstrong's catchphrase from when he was caught on To Catch a Predator.

Chris Hansen: "I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we're doing a story on adults who meet teens online for sex"

(Cameras come out)

Lorne Armstrong: "Cawd!"

by KatieZ111 July 20, 2017

Clawdoggin

To consume a White Claw

Rizz was clawdoggin at the party last night.

by Tacowolf7 September 29, 2019

Clamdangle

Oversized vagina lips

Damn i was eating out that bitch last night and her clamdangle got all caught up in my beard

by dogtoucher.com November 28, 2010

Claudette

Claudette is a very funny, her smile can light up a room! She’s very pretty and loyal. shes very colorful and kind, and typically can be found hanging around with her friends goofing off. If you have a Claudette in your life your very lucky.

Person 1: “Did you see that girl in the yellow? I over heard a joke she made and it was hilarious, what’s her name?”

Person 2: “Claudette obviously.”

by Brunettebish May 12, 2019

Jean Claude van Deuce

The most impressive of upright shitting postures, this elite maneuver is accomplished by placing one heel on the top of the toilet tank while standing over the bowl. Accuracy while straddling the toilet is key in placing the anus over the water.

Dude I just Jean Claude van Deuced upstairs and pulled a hip flexor.

by Jean Claude van deuce February 6, 2019

Clawdeen wolf

A monster high character. She wears a black and purple jacket with fur. Under her jacket she wears a salmon tiger-stripe (Tube top?) The reason why I love her is because shes a wolf :)

Me: Mommy Can I get a clawdeen wolf doll?
Mom: Shes 200 dollars tho smh

by Gwen .-. January 25, 2021