cermet

cermet is an type of an dog that needs lots and lots of attention so it can an grow. the most famous cermet out of all the cermets is cermet he lives with an JennaMarbles

watair your cermet

by safegrenade July 9, 2017

greg cramery

greg is a very fucking sexy male with a phat horse cock, greg is also known to have a third leg
everytime i see him bending over pulling out the weeds on the front lawn i jizz inn my pants

greg cramery is a sexy man

by anonymous February 1, 2021

Caramel Apple

When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!

"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."

by Broham64 May 6, 2018

Ryan Creamer

The guy who actually fixes your pipes

Hot single mom: can you fix my pipes
Ryan creamer: sure!

by Time for crab May 30, 2019

Underwater Ceramic Technician

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)

What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.

by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010

creamedmonkey

A man and wife who immensely enjoy the world of call of duty. It's easy to spot a real creamedmonkey in the wilds of C.O.D they'll be the ones who always finishes top of the board and shows a dazzling amount of flair as they charge the map.
Their usual habitat is kill confirmed but they have been known to thrive in environments such as demolition and TDM

Their weapon choice will always be the lesser used weapons such as the RSASS, PM9 and the MP412.
creamedmonkey's are indeed rare but once met are never forgotten

"Damn did creamedmonkey really score 6000!"
"There goes that tag rusher creamedmonkey

by Minoater September 17, 2012

Caramel Cannon

A nickname for the anus when you suddenly have to take a toxic violent shit with powerful force and high velocity. Usually these shits splatter everywhere leaving a large mess. The immense pleasure of such a brutal shit leaves you feeling very proud and confident.

Babe, I need to go to the bathroom right now!!! My caramel cannon is about to erupt everywhere!!!!

by BigDickChad69BroDude March 2, 2021