carnographer

(noun) someone who makes maps out of meat, or maps of meat.

The carnographer marked the filet and the other cuts in marker on the cow.

by skillethead October 5, 2012

Anal Cartographers

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.

Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...

by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010

carnography

It's like when you watch people be naked and do very naughty stuff but with cars instead

Bro 1: Bro, I found this new content on Pr0nhub dot com called carnography.

Bro 2: Bro, that's Cringe.

by Zenon Negative May 30, 2019

Anal Cartographer

N. One who works aboard the ship of an Ass Navigator and maps the neatherworld that is the anal sphincter.

"Ahoy, Jim! Chart that cove you magnificent anal cartographer!"

by GrizzlyClaw February 1, 2006

Catographer

An artist with a very practiced and valued skill of capturing the magical presence of a single cat or many cats with the use of photography. This type of artist takes professional photographs of cats or kittens doing pretty much anything.

That catographer's use of light and space in his pictures really makes you feel like you are sitting there with him and his cats!

by catscatscatsomgcatscats January 19, 2015

Cartographer

Noun: One who works on Veep Avenue. Technically, a cartographer is one whose trade is the production of maps. As of the Calendar year 2013, this definition has come to encompass one who is a genius in creating programming/interaction between two or more applications.

Shara Wessel is one hell of a Cartographer! She loves to map!

by AGDIC July 10, 2014

Capnographer

An individual proficient in managing high acuity medical situations with an intuitive ability to assess end-tidal CO2 and visual skin turgor. The first level in a three tiered system involving (1) Capnographer (2) Master Capnographer (3) MCI Commandographer.

Upon intubating the patient the lead capnographer determined the patient had a low end tidal due to hyperventilation. Per capnographer "hyperventilation is likely from dehydration as suggested by the poor skin turgor noted on approach".

by A.D.LEE & Co. February 14, 2019