briefcase

a case with a handle; for carrying papers or files or books

in fact he looked like a typical businesman...you know,dark suit and briefcase

by maorongrong July 24, 2007

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Briefcase

Noun- someone that completely lacks knowledge and looks foolish because so

"Jesus Christ. You're such a briefcase Mike; Robert Frost wasn't just stopping by woods on a snowy evening."

by Jesus Christ $uperstar October 13, 2009

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Briefcasing

Verb; Present-tense
The art of folding a mans scrotum (with contents intact) upwards towards the shaft of the penis, so as to make the access to the anus easier.

Mark: Man, I heard he and his husband got into briefcasing last night!

Timothy: Yeah, he can't even stand straight.

by StuckStepBro March 5, 2023

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The sexual act at which a male/female inserts a long enough double-ended dildo into one's mouth as well as their rectal cavity creating a "handle" like connection between mouth to ass. While listening to "The People's Court" theme song, the sexual partner will then lift the handle and walk around the room as if entering a courtroom and drop the briefcase.

Man - Hey, I've been feeling pretty BUMMED. I was hoping you'd be able to give me the briefcase tonight?
Woman - Absolutely honey, I will get the DVR up with the most recent "The People's Court"
Man - Thank you! I really need to get dragged around
Woman - It's my pleasure, I love carrying you around.

by Stess_90 September 14, 2020

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Briefcase

A reference from spongebob squarepants when he and Patrick were married, when Patrick being the man of the family was confronted by spongebob about forgetting his briefcase full of donuts

Patrick you forgot your briefcase

by Filipinofoods February 20, 2018

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