Beej Smeej

Beej Smeej: (n) a pepe touch combined with some tongue action.

"Just gave a 45 minute beej smeej and then he left and went to the bathroom..."

"Awkward....."

by winghizzieballa January 10, 2012

Sneaky Beej

A sex act in which one partner sneaks into the other's room and gives them a blowjob while they sleep, usually waking them. (The recipient must ask for/consent to this in advance)

I was sound asleep when all of a sudden I was woken with a sneaky beej.

by John Rederickt February 18, 2017

Switch-a-beej

When two guys are receiving head in the same room and the persons giving the head switch so that the guys are getting head from the girl who was previously giving head to the guy next to him.

Stew was getting head while his friend Oliver was getting head next to him. Stew said to the girls, "Yo, lemme get that switch-a-beej!" And the girls said, "okay," and switched places.

by Jimbo Nahasapeemapitillon December 9, 2008

Sympathy-Beej

Kind of like Pity-Sex, just with a beej (Blowjob). Also can be abbreviated to Symp-Beej.

Since I didn't get to go, she gave me some Sympathy-Beej.

She gave me a symp-beej.

by Mr. Sesh April 20, 2010

Squirrely Beej

A toothy squirrel-like blowjob that has more chewing then sucking.

AHHH bitch open your mouth and stop giving me a squirrely beej.

by The Beej Doctor December 20, 2008

beejs all around

blowjobs for everyone

*at restraunt

Guy: Can I get an order of .... (cough) beejs all around

Hot Waitress: what's that?

Guy: Nacho Cheeses all around please

by bigmeat101 September 30, 2009

beejshsteak

When a male receives oral sex from a female while eating a cheesesteak sandwich

My girlfriend started giving me a head and I saw a cheesesteak sitting next to me and it looked damn good so I took a few bites.

Geno's or Pat's cheesesteak + drunk slut bj = beejshsteak

by Papa Derf November 22, 2007