awert

Awake, alert, and aware. Especially, at work.

You have keyboard prints on your face? You are so not awert today.

Also: I had two shots of espresso today: I am very awert!

by techwriter May 30, 2009

acerthorn

inability to take blame for anything and urges to sue anyone!

Pulling an "acerthorn"
Joe: Ffs there's a hair in my burger
David: Sue the burger company for 500 billions!
Joe: Nah I don't wanna pull an acerthorn.

by SomeGuyFromLosSantos May 20, 2021

Amber Turd Alert

An alert issued to warn the public of an insane adult woman who is likely to attack people with feces and besmirch people's reputations

"That lady is throwing poop at people."
"Quick, issue an Amber Turd Alert!"

by metrolexicographer July 4, 2022

Boomer alert

Something to say when Andy comes, but instead you say,"Boomer's coming," because you want to piss him off.

Boomer's coming! "Boomer alert! Boomer alert! Boomer alert! He's dying someone call the fridge police!"

by Bonehead5000 February 25, 2020

Aperture Science

A company founded in 1953 by Cave Johnson, originally to create shower curtains for the U.S. Military, but went in a different direction after Johnson went insane from mercury poisoning. Most notable works include the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and the supercomputer GLaDOS. Considered a rival to Black Mesa.

Aperture Science.

We do what we must, because we can.

by Dr. Paine July 19, 2009

Acerthorn

An acerthorn is a large gremlin creature which has unusual tendencies to randomly make barking and gobble noises, it’s diet includes: Twinkies, Hot Dogs and fly’s. Often makes hostile actions to its family members. An acerthorn loves to steal money from the innocent

Oh dude look there’s an acerthorn! It might steal our money because we looked at it funny

by TwinkieMan509 April 23, 2022

dank game alert

the time when a ballgame that you are watching becomes really exciting, usually in football or basketball as the clock begins to tick down during the fourth quarter; the climax of a sporting event.

Marv Albert on your tv- "lebron james with a fade-away three, and the crowd erupts! lakers and cavs now tied in the fourth!"

stoned/drunk guy on couch- "yeah man, looks like a DANK GAME ALERT!"

by angus burlgar September 29, 2009