ass cakes

when shit dries on the ass hairs and hardens,

When I woke up this morning, I obviously did not wipe my ass good enough because I had some ass cakes dangling from my ass.

by Roger Golding February 19, 2003

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ass cakes

cheeks of a woman's ass; buttocks

"That young 'ho certainly has fine ass cakes!"

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

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Ass Cakes

In Israel:

Ass cakes is basiclly a really bad dope, bad hash- So bad that it smells like Ass Cakes.

Janet: "Matt, Why is there so much ASS in the cake?!"

Matt: "Damn Ass Cakes material, ey"

by Rasta J March 29, 2009

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Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.

Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!

by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021

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Ass cake

A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.

Greg: Hey man, I gotta go drop an ass cake.
Joe: I love you

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010