April 17 

National kick a short kid day.

It's April 17, and my buddy Evan looking short af, kick his ass

April 17 by theboyboywestcoast April 17, 2020

April 17 

April 17th is the birthday of the most beautiful girl or boy that is sporty and is always loyal to there friends so you know they will never betray you. They are also very Hot and will grow up to be very Wealthy but will use there money in a fair way. They also will always find a way to be helpful and kind.

April 17th is the Birthday of the best girl or boy on earth

April 17 by Alison Amberlings October 24, 2019

April 17 

National potato day

hey, it's April 17, go eat some fries or something. you can use this as well to persuade your parents to get you McDonald's.

April 17 by the_smol_potato April 17, 2019

April 17 

April 17 is national shut the fuck up day. It doesn’t matter who you are just shut the fuck up and stop saying stupid shit

Hey dipshit it’s april 17, so shut the fuck up

April 17 by Nigward45626987 April 15, 2019

april 17 

April 17
National hookup day

On April 17 you have to hookup with someone, no matter who it is

april 17 by Laniggatry May 25, 2018

April 17 

April 17 is national kiss day

April 17 is national kiss day is when you kiss the person you talk to or kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend if they kiss you first let them

April 17 by Oijjhbb April 14, 2021

april 17 

National day of touchin hands. Hands most definitely must touch each other at least 52 times a day or a midget beats you with his lottery tickets.

Last night i only touched my moms hands 51 and i almost died from a midget on april 17

april 17 by Heyitzyuhboijigglz May 26, 2018