April 16

April 16 is a day of april, dont think about it too much

Human1- yo what day is it?

Human2- its april 16

april 17

National day of touchin hands. Hands most definitely must touch each other at least 52 times a day or a midget beats you with his lottery tickets.

Last night i only touched my moms hands 51 and i almost died from a midget on april 17