Vompoo

A shit that is part liquid part soft lumpy poo, smells and looks as much as vomit as it does shit. Check the underside of the seat for back spatter coz this bad boy sprays.

me: give it 20 minutes mate I've just done a vompoo
You: thanks I can smell it

by Bigbear71 August 6, 2011

vampooie

when you vomit, poop and pee at the same time.

Damn u are sick, u need 2 stop vampooieing

by hammbone February 13, 2005

Vomoop

A mixture of vomit and poop. It can be A, when you vomit then poop nearly simultaneously, B, when you vomit poop, or C, the product of Vomooping.

Kevin: Last night I got so wasted and sick I had to vomoop everywhere.

Joe:Dude you couldn't give me a hundred dollars to touch some of your vomoop.

by actionjackson96 June 29, 2010

vomposure

Keeping one's cool after having your child (or anyone) vomit on you.

After my sick child threw up on me, everyone was in awe of my vomposure.

by jet_oc April 12, 2014

Vampooper

One who wakes in the middle of the night to defecate or leaves a mysterious dump for someone to find the next morning.

I never could figure out why my girlfriend never poops when we are home together but I woke up one morning to a large turd in the toilet and realized she was a vampooper.

by Ninegiant June 19, 2020

vampoodle

A strange occurrence in which your poodle is bitten by a vampire, therefore, becoming one him or her self.

My poodle was bitten by a vampire and is now a vampire of dogs. Now he is a vampoodle.

by Menbugme June 11, 2009

voopoo

The act of vaping and pooping at the same time.

Wanna see me voopoo?

by Muncherneck November 16, 2017